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How to troll like a professional in CS GO (guide in progress)

Hi folks!
This is a guide for how to get the salt out from cs go players since most of them are pretty toxic.
CS GO itself is already a joke due to the amount of smurfs (especially in silver),
being someone else than a smurf won't make any difference.
The goal is just having fun and give many bans as possible on players in your match so they can disappear from your view (expect for your troll friend of course).
I am trolling for years and have endless fun from silvers!

Getting started

The first step is to find someone who you can troll/grief together with

Joining large derank groups to find other peoples that want to derank eventually adding them so you can play again next time (that is how I started) keep in mind that most of them want to play in a full lobby and are tryhard derankers, an example is running to enemies and die fast so that the match can end faster or being afk that is not how I enjoy a game.
If you encounter other trollers/griefers/derankers in your match then its the chance to add them too.

I always play duo with a friend which won't accidentally press F1 to kick me or disconnecting due bad internet connection (if that ever happens then you have to leave the server too until your m8 comes back because you are vulnerable while playing alone and can be easily kicked without a friend that press that F2 button).
Having the most fun is of course playing in a duo lobby so the other 3 teammates can be trolled eventually get them banned also try to get the enemies banned too (I will explain this later).
Sometimes nearby players join my lobby or instead we just join a nearby lobby to have more fun.
Most of the time I troll in silver 1 because I rarely get a higher rank than that.

And no you won't get a VAC ban for this like with cheating, we once received a very long ban (37 days) (on 4 Mar, 2016) after trolling for a while as soon the ban ends, no ♥♥♥♥♥ were given from us we didn't get a ban since then and we troll as a duo team a lot :D

In the matchmaking

You can always be that person who accept the match at the last second xD
Not my liking but my troll friend do it a lot and I always see a 9/10 "ready" which make me a bit nervous

Warm up (waiting for players to join)

When everyone or most of them have already joined the match then I will stay at spawn and keep buying flashbangs to flash everyone even the hungry enemy smurfs/silvers who come for spawnkills can't even see a thing meanwhile my teammates are forced to stay in spawn blinded or reach a corner for protection/hiding so they can be easily blocked.

Ez block and flash

adding smoke so most of the time enemies will walk by

Standard gear = 2 x flash + 1 x smoke

Flashbangs are my number 1 gear for trolling/having fun and then the smoke.
I always make sure to have flashes and a smoke when leaving spawn.
Always try for a popflash throwing in a way where they have less time to react.
At a longer distance pressing left mouse to throw (It should look something like in the previous screenshot where that guy was going to be blocked), when they are more nearby then right click aiming above their heads towards the sky adding a jump so the flash can be throwed higher it will comes more as a popflash/surprise flash.

The smoke is mostly used for "hiding" when you have blocked your teammate, being in a smoke will sometimes have a higher survival rate against enemy silvers also used when a teammate is camping and aiming with an awp so smoking their favorite sniper spots.